chartophile (chartophile) wrote in troika_het,

vanilla_tiger twisted my arm and made me join the community. Now that I'm here, I'm to post this drabble, based on her "Closet Heterosexual" icon of Andrew.

Dear Diary,

Today, on my fourteenth birthday, I have finally decided upon the plan that will allow me to get chicks and rule the world. After hours of watching MTV and the Home Shopping Network, I have determined that if I act very, very gay, women will flock to me and tell me all of their secrets. My action plan for appearing gay includes being a very intense geek and researcher, allowing me the time to research better plans to conquer the world, and leave Tucker with his stupid magic pet animals.

I’ll show him and his dumb dogs too.
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